Cas típic 2151: noi li agrada noia, noi li agrada el dia de la tovallola

Feliç dia de la tovallola! A una festivitat geek li toca un post geek.

Saps que ets geek quan… Una llista de fets que et converteixen en geek com per exemple “Preguntes al super si accepten paypal”.

Els millors comentaris en codi. Recopilació de stack overflow. Uns exemples:

/**
* For the brave souls who get this far: You are the chosen ones,
* the valiant knights of programming who toil away, without rest,
* fixing our most awful code. To you, true saviors, kings of men,
* I say this: never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down,
* never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry,
* never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
*/

// Dear maintainer:
//
// Once you are done trying to ‘optimize’ this routine,
// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
// please increment the following counter as a warning
// to the next guy:
//
// total_hours_wasted_here = 42

Exception up = new Exception(“Something is really wrong.”);
throw up; //ha ha

//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows

Error 404 del mon real

Us presento l’últim invent d’Apple, el iJam

PD: Recordeu la llei de Kerensky

Al final todo invento tecnológico acaba sufriendo las modificaciones necesarias para ver tías en pelotas.